I had to come by and say hi to the cute girls. What are you doing? I tried to have a guy’s night-out and you had to be all cute stuff. I’d never take your shit and you’d never take mine. How many months have we known each other? I’m high maintenance. Did he call? Its okay we all get stood up sometimes. Where are you taking me out? Don’t worry. Stop trying to flirt/impress/check me out/ undress me with your eyes. I hate this place I get treated like a piece of man flesh. I see the way you look at me, like I’m a piece of meat. Are you going to fight me in front of all these people? I’d so take you. Did you save this seat for me? Did you miss me? Whoa, Whoa, don’t beat me up. I walked by twice and you didn’t flag me down, try to grab my ass or anything what’s going on over here? Do you remember me? You were standing over at the bar and I walked by you? Yeah it was me, I was that guy. You look like you’re up to no good I saw you checking me out, if I didn’t come and say hi I was scared you’d follow me home later You’re going to like me better the third time you see me.
Where are you taking me this weekend? You don’t have to be nervous, it’s cute. On our first date make sure you the cut crust of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I’ll make you the best bowl of popcorn/cereal. Is that what you say to all the guys? Is that one of your pickup lines? Don’t say anything, you’re cute. I see me and you rolling around in the sheets being totally non-sexual. Let’s be best friends forever but, no sex. I feel like I can trust you…with nothing. I’ll put you in my pocket and you can be my personal GPS system.
How long are you in town for? If you can take me anywhere on vacation where would it be? No, it’s fine, you don’t have to buy me a drink. You guys aren’t from (The city you’re in), there’s no way. Omg, it’s you! I can’t be seen talking to you again, I’ll be right back. Bad puppy, you’re always trying to slobber on me. You’re so totally adorable, like a puppy. I was just trying to have a guys night-out. (Great for young guys) It’s Okay, you can kiss me. (Smile) Do you guys have ID? You’re way too young for me. What are you guys still doing here? That’s it, get out, I’m going to have to call security. Who’s the biggest trouble maker? I said I wouldn’t date bad girls anymore. You girls aren’t tourists, are you? I gotta go, I left a knife in the fork drawer. Which one of you two would win in a fight? Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I’ll let you forgive me. What’s your name? Oh, it’s nice to meet you, Muffin. Are you housebroken? We’re broken up! You’re fired! Don’t make me get the bible out! Now you’re just talking while you’re trying to think of something to say. Oh, wait, can you cook? I’m going to take you home in my little pocket and ask my roomies if I can keep you. I used to be too modest, but I worked at it and now I’m perfect. This is a great spot for me I’m really well lit. You know, you’re a cool girl… I don’t care what your friends say about you. Now, go out there and meet some women! Did you come over here just to flirt with me? Stop treating me like a sausage with feet! You better be getting back to your friends before they realize you’re over here flirting with me.
All youll be aiming to do here is use a few to get the idea of what role banter plays in your interactions with other people, especially women, and to gauge their reactions. That said, therere a few gems in here that you can take off with right out of the box. Its more or less written for personal use, and the context for use of many of what follows might be unclear. “…don’t mean to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain’t nothin’ but trouble.The Art of Charm: Stock Banter Lines All right fellas, as promised, heres a quick and dirty cheat-sheet of some of the banter that we use to spice up interactions. Part one focuses on role play part two will focus on the ‘playful teasing’ and ‘push/pull’ aspects of banter.
ART OF CHARM PLAYING HARD TO GET HOW TO
You’ll learn how to playfully take yourself and the women you meet mentally away from the social pressure of a pickup, allowing you to later generate solid rapport and connection. This week, in the first of a two-part podcast episode, AJ and Jordan outline another important tool: banter and role play.
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